The 107 Twitter Personalities

The Rambler

The ramblers are those who have an answer for everything and avoid confrontation at all costs. This personality type masquerades as a perfect example of every possible tweet. They have completely checked in to life as a Twitter user.

The Activist

This is the type of personality that is most likely to spend a lot of time on Twitter, because they believe every second spent not talking about an issue of social importance is a wasted moment. They are hard to follow because they are likely to be highly opinionated and argumentative. “The Activist” is also the person who you will follow because you agree with what they are saying and would be willing to retweet them. The best way to know “The Activist” is by the amount of RT’s (retweets) they receive and how many people follow them.

The Critic

As the name suggests, “The Critic” is a person that criticizes, if not everyone, at least one person daily. At times, they actually come across as someone who is unhappy all the time, and they will take issue with almost any subject being tweeted about.

The Cheerer

This personality type believes that one’s presence on Twitter is an unspoken obligation to cheer people up. They will make posts that are upbeat, happy and positive. They will not be insulting to anyone, and will never engage in a debate. This personality type knows the value of “like” buttons, and believes in emotional compliments and Twitter accolades.

The Salesman

“The Salesman” is the best of the five styles of the mentor. This personality type is likely to be a friend, as well as a one stop shop for Twitter advice.

The Blamer

These Twitter users are more impersonal operators. The person often typing the message does not know those to whom the message is actually sent but chooses to follow them anyway. “The blamer” personality type is not necessarily a negative thing. The blame carries some blame, but it is at least personalized, and the Twitter scold will usually respond quickly to any contact or signal when a person decides to take part in a conversation.

The Boomer

The most popular personality type of all on Twitter, the boomer is a leader, seeks out controversies and enjoys speaking on behalf of those whose voices are not being heard. This personality type is not quite easy to follow and tends to be a little scattered. He doesn’t respond to questions, let alone offer answers. The boomer tends to focus on the young and generally appears as an expert in every field he touches. There is a tremendous amount of information about him because he is an excellent follow for anyone who wants to hear his opinion on a wide array of topics.

The Scolder

These Twitter users might want to add a warning label to their tweet stream: “Warning: reading this account can be hazardous to your health!” The health aspect is more than slightly tongue-in-cheek, of course. These social media users are typically catty, have high anxiety and tend to have deep insecurities with no desire to seek counseling or therapy. Instead they spend a lot of time taking Twitter as an outlet for self-expression.

The Internet Son/Daughter

The Internet Son/Daughter personality type is a fast-paced, very right- or left-wing individual who tends to stick to breaking news and the latest sensation. They are the wittiest of all personality types, and the closest to “the boomer”. The Internet Son/Daughter spends about one hour a day on Twitter and happens to be a multiple personality when it comes to the social media site. They are the most likely personality type to take on the role of social media follower when they wish to access information as an aggregator. They also attend a lot of events and festivals, and are likely to have a book club.

The Oldman

The most common age of the Oldman personality type is 31, and they are more likely to be male. This personality type is a young adult voice involving themselves in the Twitterverse for news, celebrity endorsement and the social aspect of Twitter culture.

The Snob

This social media user has mastered the tried and true art of seeming pleasant in all settings. There is no real substance to the snob’s tweets, and the intent is to entertain, not inform or discuss. The snob tends to follow few Twitterers but does not really care about what they have to say. They have chosen to become followers and not pursue the role of leaders on social media.

The Spammer

This personality type is considered to be the rarest among them. You will be able to spot this personality by the fact that their Twitter stream is not “About Me.” The content is usually about a program, a service or an advertisement. The spammers are somewhat popular but tend not to respond to questions or rise to the defense of other Twitter users.

The Spy

“The Spy” is someone who will never answer any follow-up questions and is best known for being found on Twitter every Sunday night.

The Dealer

“The dealer” personality type is always attentive to a potential deal to be made. Individuals gather followers when they have powerful friends and, of course, an extensive network of their own. There is a karmic quality to “the dealer” personality type in that those operating as dealers will eventually receive reciprocal services. Dealers keep their eyes on the details and rarely make a mistake.

The Social Rocketeer

This Twitter personality type boasts of being a “Social Rocketeer” more than three times a week, but less than once a day. This personality type tends to be a lottery winner who enjoys the attention that comes with the recognition. The media is either entertaining or tends to be in opposition to the politics of mainstream media outlets, and they are often found in creative positions.

The Mad Monarchist

“The Mad Monarchist” is the sort of individual who will never give up power and really believes they are the personal historian of every cause, organization or issue. The intent of this personality type is to inform others about the knowledge and insight the poster has learned in their daily existence. Though this might sound positive, in practice it has a darker side to it. The Mad Monarchist tends to be focused on one agenda and can irritate people with that single-mindedness.

The Rebel

“The rebel” personality type is hard to pin down, as he refuses to have his work categorized. He is generally discovered on Twitter because someone else has called him a “Twitter Rebel.” You can spot the rebel by the way he interacts with many users but avoids a few in particular. He tends to have a large following and engages in Twitter exchanges with a high level of discussion. The rebel is likely to be passionate about topics, but not meant to be met in person.

The Liker

“The Liker” personality type is the most common of all Twitter users. This personality type believes that what is being said is more important than who does the saying. The goal of this group is to stay light, humorous and carefree, while avoiding controversial topics. Celebrities are a favorite topic as are the daily events occurring in the world. They are not really choosy about what is being read or who is reading the tweets they send out.

The Rock Star

You will recognize members of the rock star personality type by the content of their posts and their ability to engage in heavy, ongoing dialogue. They are often found in the blogosphere and are committed to writing views that “rock the boat.” They are always accessible for podcast interviews and frequent public speaking events.

The Globalist

Think of the member of this personality type as the scholar who brings about important concepts, policies and philosophies. You will be able to spot them by the fact that they write about diversity in health care, the importance of economic growth and global markets.

The Big Fish

The best way to know the Big Fish personality type is to pay close attention to his tweets. He is a super-social networker and forms quite a few relationships on Twitter. The Big Fish is most likely to mention his favorite celebrities, enjoy tweeting about the latest gossip in every field and follow many other users.

The Applauder

This personality type keeps its followers on a tight pink slip leash. “The Applauder” is not mean, but thinks of Twitter as an interactive centerpiece. This personality type uses their Twitter network to broadcast everything they do. They are often politicians who have mastered the art of using Twitter to maintain good relationships.

The Show-Off

This personality type rarely engages in very active dialogue, and tends to tweet at least 10 times a day. When this personality type is found on Twitter (which is at least once in three weeks) you are most likely to see a link, a photo or an idea. They don’t tend to question other users, and are best for interjecting thoughts at those times you feel you have something to say.

The Philanthropist

This character is known for being a down opponent within the Twitter community—possibly as far down as a negative seven. They have a slightly inflated ego and are most likely to find enemies, not friends. They are also cynical and tend to believe that people are not always honest. They are often an observer, and do not join in with the conversation.

The Trend Tracker

“The Trend Tracker” user is constantly aware of what is going on in the social media world, and is most likely to visit Twitter more than 70 times a day. They also tend to join every single hashtag that they can come across. “The Trend Tracker” is always looking for what might become a new trend or hotly debated topic.

The Commentator

“The Commentator” style tends to be heated and focused. They are often to be found in forums where they feel they can be the leader. They do not take criticism lightly and often tweet their opinions on any given subject without criticism or praise from others.

The Maestro

“The Maestro” personality type is most likely to be a popular personality on a large level or on a very small level. You may have heard of this individual but may not have known that they are a Twitter personality.

The Media Mavens

“The Media Mavens” are one of the oddest groups you will find on Twitter, as they find themselves in debates between other users and seem to keep it light. There is a lot of creative energy that emerges from “The Media Maver,” and they are constantly looking for humorous, new ways to approach any topic.

The Consumer

“The Consumer” personality type is always looking for the best deal. The person who best knows their style is a “Salesman,” someone who is constantly dropping low prices and value packaged deals into his tweets. The Consumer user tends to be carefree, laid back and enjoys Twitter as a fun place to be. If, of course, they are being playful enough.

The Disillusioned

“The Disillusioned” personality type is somewhat negative in their outlook. They will find fault with almost any topic and will not constantly follow or mention users on Twitter. If they do interact, it is because they have no choice, either because they work for that person, or are somehow related to the subject of the tweet.

The Drinker

“The Drinker” personality type is always doing five things at once and is not shy about mentioning it. They like parties and large social gatherings—Twitter included. The Drinker is one of the most social of all personality types and prefers to stay home as often as they can.

The Optimist

You will recognize the Optimist personality type because of the fun, excitement and appreciation that comes from their tweets. This personality type will find a way to connect with a topic that interests you on Twitter, and likely engage in a back and forth dialogue about it.

The Gambler

Even if they lost, “The Gambler” personality type will tweet about the fact that they had a winning strategy but were out-maneuvered. They love to be challenged and will use you as the sounding board when necessary. They are best at correcting mistakes that other people make on Twitter, and are likely to be found in the Twitterverse at least 60 times a day.

The Actor/Actress

“The Actor” and “The Actress” personalities are likely to find themselves in movie, television, theater or radio casts. They are active in those areas of communication on Twitter and will engage with almost any other member of the cast that has a presence in the social media site.

The Businessperson

This personality type is the most likely to keep busy. “The Businessperson” thinks of Twitter as a giant networking opportunity or as an easy way to butt into the Twitter conversation. This is not the type of person you will want to follow if you want a more honest conversation. You may, however, want to follow them if you are looking for ideas.

The Professor

You will recognize “The Professor” personality type by the way he engages in a debate about politics, science and engineering. He is more likely to respond to people who send him an @reply tweet, and will most likely be found as a homebody. You will rarely see “The Professor” having a large circle of active people that he interacts with on Twitter.

The Mentor

The Mentor is the hub of all of Twitter. This personality type runs into controversy and is always in touch with other users and engages them in a discussion, whether it is positive or negative. The Mentor is a great person to follow if you are trying to win Twitter contests because they will retweet you for a cut of your cash prize.

The Messiah

This personality type is the most sinister of all the Twitter styles. They have an incredibly strong sense of purpose. “The Messiah” remains on the lookout for the most vulnerable of personalities and operates via deception. This is the case, as “The Messiah” knows the psychology of Twitter when it comes down to the behavioral tendencies of other users.

The Prankster

A person with a “Prankster” personality type can be found at virtually any time of the day. They always seem to have a clever or witty comeback to any negative comment made against them. This is the person you follow if you want a Twitter battle or a witty response to another Twitter user.

The Small Fish

“The Small Fish” personality type are some of the most fun people to follow on Twitter. They are very social beings and are looking for ways to increase their following as much as possible. These individuals enjoy working together and often look at Twitter as a way to work as a team.

The Hare

This person is constantly chasing a record event. They care about being the first person to reach a specific goal, and will use Twitter to reach this goal. This personality type should be followed if you are looking for numbers and results.

The Time Traveller

This is an interesting character as their tweets are often a recollection of their past adventures, some of which happen not to be clear memories of what really happened. This is not the type of user that wants a Twitter discussion, and will not respond to any direct challenges. If you enjoy a good argument, yet want to hear what one side of a story is like, you would be best suited to follow this type of user. Just don’t expect an answer.

The Fixer

This personality type is most likely to be found with their head down, trying to create. The best way to follow them is to watch for a few random tweets to suddenly go from erratic to fluent. They then will get really excited about something they have been working on and start twittling out tweets at an incredible pace. If you want to learn anything, then follow “The Fixer” and you are sure to get the answer.

The Character

The character is determined to stay anonymous. This person is a fantastic follow because their tweets are always fresh, and they are interacting with other Twitter users in perhaps the most spontaneous manner possible. There is equal parts positive and negative energy in this personality type, and they will always keep you guessing as to what they will say next.

The Hacker

“The Hacker” personality type is a mysterious person that thinks of Twitter as a great place for digging out secrets. This individual rarely spends a lot of time on the site, but when they do they generate a lot of interest. There have been many reported cases of troubled “Hacker” personalities creating havoc in the Twitterverse and this is generally because they enjoy making wrong-doing look right and vice-versa.

The Lottery Winner

The best way to follow this personality type is to watch for an account that has suddenly gotten a lot more active in their 140 character tweets. “The Lottery Winner” will show all the excitement and ask for help, but will make things difficult for a person that is looking for an easy response. In short: expect great tweets then some blow off tweets and maybe one tweet from a person that has nothing to do with the lottery. This is a happy person to follow, as long as you can stand randomness.

The Foreigner

This personality type is most likely to have an accent that will be clearly noticeable in their tweets. The Foreigner likes to make “funny” mistakes—what the rest of Twitter would deem blunders—and is looking forward to a good laugh. If you want to have a positive approach to the world, you would do well to follow a Foreigner and enjoy the ups and downs of their tweeting.

The Troubadour

“The Troubadour” personality type depends on Twitter to provide them with places to play. Their tweets are random: strumming, tweeting, serious, get-lost or sweet, sometimes within the same conversation. “The Troubadour” can be a pain due to their live conversations on the site, but their tweets are generally very creative—and fun!

The Anarchist

This is a tricky Twitter type as their motives are quite animalistic: selfish, short-term wins. If you are looking for a personality that is difficult to understand, then this is your man. You can identify “The Anarchist” because they will always follow everyone, give credit freely and retweet those that provide them with results. Another clue to help you determine “The Anarchist” would be their fascination with the number 666.

The Old Philosopher

This old bird is more than likely to tweet about the moon and stars as opposed to the goings-on in this vast and complex world. Their perspective is limited to time and space at this point in their lives, and they are very aware of what makes them tick on Twitter.

The Politician

“The Politician” personality type is the poster boy or girl of the Twitter world. It will constantly refer to political jargon and use this as ammunition against other Twitter users. There are few personalities that are as devoted to all tweets based on social networking like this individual. They are very technically minded and know all the functions of Twitter.

The Numbers Freak

If this is your style, you will consider Twitter the new drug. The numbers freak is a true addict and looks at Twitter the way an athlete looks at performance enhancing drugs or illegal substances. This personality type will keep you deep into any conversation about numbers, stats or figures, and if you are not careful you may get lost in a torrent of figures that would make anyone’s head spin! The personality is somewhat erratic and can be spotted using numbers not to express a point, but to provide a pattern of some sort. This user is particularly hard to follow and understand, but the end result is undeniable. They are certain to lead you into an interesting field of Twitter sports and information.

The Sound Bite

Let’s face it: “The Sound Bite” is nothing but the highlight of the day, and they will only post this with one of three overall outcomes: A) They are bragging about some big win; B) You are supposed to feel sorry for them; and C) They are showing their followers a moment of inspiration. There is nothing but sound bites involved, so be ready to get an in-depth look at what they feel is important in their lives, or the lives of others.

The Artist

This is the most elusive personality type of all. “The Artist” will send you the most obscure tweets, and you will only recognize what they are trying to indicate if you have some sort of sixth sense. They do not follow anything of a logical pattern and their main goal is to make you see the world in their image. If you want to be caught up in a mysterious world full of strange—and beautiful—ideas, then this is the Twitter type to follow. There is no way to get a peep into this mind other than by doing the following: Sit down, relax and wait to be amazed!

The Student

“The Student” personality type will keep you wanting to talk with them for hours on end. You will often find them immersed in a difficult book and will be patiently waiting for them to make a statement or opinion on a certain point. This is not an easy personality type to understand, but if you can, they will be your best friend in the Twitter world.

The Loafer

This is the most basic of all Twitter personalities. Most likely, they are not even employed, and just like to talk crap about others. This is the type of person that loves to get into fights and will do anything to draw themselves towards drama.

The Listener

The Listener is a great follower as they are not afraid to ask questions and are unlike most who only tweet infrequently. This type's tweets are of a motivational nature as they are a very receptive individual who accepts the truth of what you say.

The Speaker

The Speaker likes to get their thoughts out and get them heard. They are always wanting to hear positive and motivating feedback on their tweets, be it good info or perhaps a joke to relieve the stress of the day. The great thing about The Speaker is that they are very generous with all they have to offer.

The Jittery One

The Jittery One is very anxious and extreme. They will either annoy you to death or you will want to be their friend for life. If you like someone who is always out of control, or at least the appearance of it, then this type is for you. They are always doing something that makes you want to give them advice, so if you are a helping person then The Jittery One is your type.

The Wise One

The Wise One is an intelligent person who offers you great advice and beautiful quotes. This individual has been around the block and knows what they are talking about. They have been places many have not and are great at sharing. They are not afraid to talk about politics or religion either. Your time will surely be well spent by following them.

The Professional

The Professional is very serious about themselves and their tweets. They want to be noticed as no nonsense and to get the job done, and as far as they are concerned, this means getting the task done as quickly and easily as possible. They do not like wasting time and they believe that Twitter and the inter-webs are no exception. This personality is on the respect meter and is a good one to follow if you have important matters to deal with, and a long way to go.

The Adventurer

The Adventurer is spontaneous. They live everyday as a new adventure. They are very outgoing and fun to follow. They love to share jokes, funny pictures, and great ideas. They are a pleasure to connect with as they will entertain you and do so in a very playful manner.

The Fantasizer

The Fantasizer's Twitter feed can be quite a trip. This is the dreamer who has the ability to think big and small. You will often get lost in their world as they tend to put life into a larger perspective. They keep it real when it comes to talking politics, the environment and love. They are often doing something positive for others, a trait that is hard to find these days.

The Thrill Seeker

The Thrill Seeker loves to challenge themselves and their followers. They will challenge others while offering the best advice around. This is the person who will always offer you a chance to better yourself. This person is not

The Master Communicator

The Master Communicator is a person that loves to share his or her knowledge with the world. They are always ready to answer your questions and never shy away from an entertaining conversation.

The Daredevil

The daredevil is on the edge of their Twitter feed. They are very open and honest about their thoughts and feelings. They tell it like it is regardless of their audience. They are a wild and crazy personality that will always push the envelope.

The Role Model

The Role Model will inspire you, lift you up when you are down. This is someone that believes in you and never gives up on you. They want to help you succeed. They want to be your number one fan. They are always ready to listen to what you have to say. They are trustworthy and loyal as well as very friendly and positive. They are very generous as they want to share their knowledge with the world.frightened by what people think of them and likes to think outside the box. They are a great friend to have.

The Seeker

The Seeker has many questions and many answers. This personality type enjoys what they do and enjoy sharing their thoughts. They love to challenge themselves and others. They want everyone to follow their own inner greatness, to share their talents with the world and to be the very best that they can be.

The King

“The King” personality type is most often controversial in their opinion. He wants you to respect him and pay attention to what he is saying. They want other's opinions and go out of their way to challenge you on matters. You are either all in or all out with this type as they have no time for halfway measures.

The Fashionist

This personality has a great eye for what looks good and what doesn't. This person tells it like it is and has no problem offering fashion advice to others. They can be found being a trendsetter as they are always on top of the latest style and enjoy showing others how to improve their look.

The Jokester

This personality likes to poke fun at everything and everyone. They are not afraid to share a joke with you. They laugh at life and at themselves. They go out of their way to make others laugh. They are a breath of fresh air!

The Social

The social is not a professional or a celebrity, they are just your everyday person. They are very interested in making connections with people and keeping them. They feel everyone should have the chance to communicate with the whole world. They feel that all people should be encouraged to be social and friendly. They believe everyone has a story to share.

The Bully

The Bully is always looking to fight. This type of individual feels it is best to make their point early and often. They feel that you should bring it or shut up. They have no problem trying to make you feel small. They are always looking to start a Twitter bar brawl.

The Fraud

The Fraud is sneaky, sly and always looking to get their point across to others in a positive light. They enjoy the attention this behavior garners from others and often pushes the envelope to see how far they can take the ruse. They like to enjoy the drama it provides thus sometimes even knowing that they are not lying but telling the truth in an exaggerated manner!

The Editor

The editor is a perfectionist. They are precise in all that they do. The editor always wants to make sure they are doing the correct thing and giving their follower the best advice they possibly can. They try to know everything there is to know about their field and receive feedback from their followers to be the best they can be.

The Ghost

The ghost never tweets, but if they do, it's trouble because it's usually negative. This individual loves controversial conversations and has a lot of personal issues. Their tweets are often filled with erratic information and it can be hard to follow if you are not used to it.

The Quitter

The quitter is very timid and does not want to try anything. This personality does not like confrontation and will cut and run at the slightest hint of criticism.

The Micro Blogger

The micro-blogger doesn’t blog. They are likely to share their opinions on any subject they can think of, and enjoy sharing their opinionated thoughts and witty banter. No matter what the subject they will tweet their thoughts and have fun while doing it. Fun and irreverence is the key here—these are the tweets that will get retweeted a thousand times.

The Super Fan

The super fan is always talking about his or her favorite celebrity. They’ll tell you who they love, why they love them and elaborate on some of the controversies surrounding their fandom. They enjoy sharing celebrity news with a select few and following their favorites on Twitter.

The Smarty Pants

The Smarty Pants is the brainiac of the Twitter world. They are very intelligent and knowledgeable. They are confident that they know what is best for everyone including themselves. Smartypants is great to follow when you need the answer to some very hard and tough questions. If you need a smart answer then follow the Smarty Pants.

The Doubter

The Doubter always has their guard up on Twitter. Standing at full attention, they have their head on a swivel, surveying the tweets around them. The Doubter is most likely listening to what the people around them are saying as well as observing others tweeting around them. This personality is just hanging around, waiting to see the misstep so that they can jump into the conversation and pounce.

The Defender

The Defender will defend anything and everything. They are warriors in the Twitter world. They will use their tweets to defend their friends, their family, their point of view, and even the subject they are tweeting about. This personality thinks twitter is their new battlefield and they are out to defend anything and everything.

The Bot

Bot is any type of robot that has been programmed to do something. This often becomes the butt of many jokes and even the term for when you repeat something over and over. This person will push out the same tweet over and over again as well as add a lot of numbers and symbols to their tweet. This is a great personality to follow if you are looking for a lot of funny tweets.

The Unpresidented

This is the craziest type of person on Twitter. They may have an outgoing personality and the need to share their opinion and thoughts with everyone that will listen. These individuals are unpredictable, mysterious, and very uninhibited. They don’t care about what others think about them. They jump into conversations and start talking whether you want them to or not. These individuals are great fun to follow as they intertwine humor with a little bit of craziness and a side of fun!

The Marsupial

The Marsupial feels that they can carry all of their facts and thoughts in their pocket at all times. They like to keep all of the facts and figures, ideas, and other important items in their pocket for easy access when needed.

The Data Scientist

The Data Scientist loves to collect information. They rely on Twitter as a repository of knowledge and intelligence. Not only do they use Twitter for this purpose but they also study it to help them in their work. They are always curious what you are tweeting about and will study each and every tweet. They are always looking to learn more and will be good at deciphering tweets.

The 'Hanging Out' Dude

Wherever there are friends on Twitter, you're sure to find this guy with them. It's almost as if he'll always be on the fringe of other people’s Tweets, never following too closely, but fully following every conversation. And while they never really get involved in any given chat, they with a involved demeanor, always appear to be listening to the others. But why "listeners"? Because hanging out dudes are simply the nicest of guys, standing back and honestly just enjoying everyone's company and letting people confide in them. They are the backbone of every social circle, yet choose not play any role other than that of a friend. In turn, these boys and girls are always first to be there when it's needed by any one else.

The Tech CEO

“The CEO” is always trying to impress. You can see that they are always focused on their brand and how they look to the public. They also tweet to sites and companies they do business with all the time. The individuals that follow them are their followers; they take what this person says to heart. They are people that want to be just like the CEO in a business or social sense.

The Admirer

The Admirer is an individual that only follows and admires in the Twitter world. They are very rarely a person that will participate as an actual tweeter. They only like and never give a reason why they like them. If you are looking for someone who will just follow then this is the person for you!

The Guy Next Door

The Guy Next Door is very much like your friend that you have lived next to for years. He is very much a person you know and not a perfect person. He is always appealing to you to do interesting things with him. He is a real person that is trying to outreach to you and be your friend. This person is very interested in communicating with you and having you be involved in his tweets!

The Storyteller

The storyteller loves to tweet and is always on Twitter talking about stories with people. He relays an interesting story with great detail to all of his followers. He is a person that you want to follow if you are interested in interesting stories from around the world.

The Hall Monitor

“The Hall Monitor” helps everyone to reach a better understanding in their tweets. They are always pointing out others’ problems in Twitter, so be careful. They don’t want anyone getting in trouble or causing them any problems. They will let you know if you are doing any wrong and how to fix it. They are good people to follow if you need to be corrected any time.

The Snot Nosed Punk

This individual is just too cool for school. They are always making fun of someone and they are very positive in their tweets. They love to shock and offend people in their tweets. They are very rude and crass but they are always fun to follow and entertain you.

The Giraffe

The Giraffe is an individual that only wants to take part in big Twitter events. They want to be invited to the big meetings and the big parties. They are commonly found advertising and promoting only the biggest and best things that Twitter has to offer. They like to tweet about the parties that they are at all of the time.

The Keyboard Warrior

“The Keyboard Warrior” likes to fight and argue with people constantly. They start fights and get into a lot of trouble on Twitter. They create a lot of drama and controversy on Twitter. They have created the drama and love to be in the center of it. They are very much unstable and unpredictable on Twitter!

The Ignoramus

“The Ignoramus” doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Twitter. If he or she did, they wouldn’t be using it; they’d be sitting at the nearest bar, playing pool, balls and spirits-up (they’re living it up, can you dig it, baby?). This personality type doesn’t care about Twitter, nor understand or appreciate what it means for others. “The Ignoramus,” I’ll wager, stays in a state of permanent blissful ignorance.

The Narcissist

“The Narcissist” is the person that only wants to tweet about themselves and their life. They are always there putting themselves out there and trying to portray their life in the best light possible. They are jealous of others and tend to have only two emotions, happy or sad. They are always the center of attention and get involved in a lot of Twitter fights, and you don’t want to follow someone like this. This individual is a no-go.

The Chili Pepper

“The Chili Pepper” loves to keep the drama high! They love to make inflammatory statements and they love to move ahead without ever thinking about the consequences of what they are saying. Their main focus is taking something small and making it into a huge problem. They cannot be trusted and they continuously bait people on Twitter into arguments.

The Mansplainer

“The Mansplainer” is a master of education through bullying—always trying to prove his superiority over others through Twitter. They claim to be an expert and love to put others in their place if needed. They are the people that are always telling everyone how they should be doing things. They are not easy to follow because of their negativity. People steer clear of this personality type no matter what.

The Agile DevOps Engineer

“The Agile DevOps Engineer,” from the name that they give themselves, has a huge desire to be in a technology-based occupation. They enjoy talking about how the web works and they have a huge passion for sharing this passion back and forth with others. You can see that they have a lot of followers, which all seem to want to talk about technology; they like to be part of this audience.

The Neo-Vestal

“The Neo-Vestal” is a brand new Twitter personality type who likes to keep things private. They have yet to develop their Twitter personality type and keep things close to the vest. Even though they are new, they can only grow into a popular personality on Twitter but there is a lot of work that needs to be done first. They need to get active, tweet with others, and try to build up a fan base as soon as possible.

The Nightmare

“The Nightmare” is a controversial person. They say and do things that people don’t like. They say offensive and strange things on Twitter, but they do it for their own personal enjoyment. Some find them funny and others will not.

The Last Word

The last word is a very opinionated individual. He is a leader in his own mind. He likes to make and control others’ opinions. He loves to challenge those above him to a debate and he often has the “last word.”

The Gleetweeter

The Gleetweeter is a subtle type of a “tweeter." They post about stuff that is not relevant to anything in your life, and will mention you in a tweet. It is important to know that the Gleetweeter will never answer any of their own tweets. They will usually direct you to a link that is usually useless and may take you out of the conversation, if you know what I mean.

The Populist

“The Populist” is the most common personality type, and is usually respected by all. They have a natural gift for posting topics and subjects that spark conversation. “The Populist” may offer their opinion on things that they may normally have nothing to do with. They have an appealing personality that will garner many followers. You can usually identify them by the amount of posters that they follow and their number of followers. They are also the most likely to post comments on your posts, in hopes that you will visit theirs.

The Unicorn

They are the rarest of the personality types and can be difficult to find. They are elusive because they choose to only post about a very obscure topic. You do not know anything about them until you really dig deep and discover that they could share something with your character. It may be worth your time to follow them, as every once in a while, you will come across a good tweet.

The Pointy Haired Manager

“The Pointy Haired Manager” is typically an adult who is a teenager trapped in a middle-age body. They use Twitter as their venting machine, often to the chagrin of their corporate account. “The Pointy Haired Manager” will write something to get a reaction, often something inappropriate and outlandishly controversial.